Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Back To Pearlington!!
Monday, August 2, 2010
You Are What You Eat (or, A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Calories)
what I think of when I look at this picture! That's waaayyy scarier than Uncle Fester could have ever been!!I've lost 100 (and a quarter!) pounds as of today! Only 30 more to go to get to my goal...and yes, I see the irony of using the words "quarter" and "pound" when talking about dieting...after all, it was all those Quarter Pounders, Big Macs, Big Boys, Fatburgers...hmmm, I guess you really are what you eat!!
Thank God I met Cheri Bianchini, the owner of The Healthy Way...my Earth Angel, my healthy eating mentor...when she first took my measurments, she had to use the extra large measuring tape...now, not only 100 pounds, but I've lost about 110 inches ...and that was just my neck (ba-da-boom!)
The one picture that's really frightening is the one I posted a couple blogs down. I looked like the Michelin Man's illigitimate son! People didn't think I ate all the Girl Scout
Cookies...they thought I ate all the Girl Scouts!! (ba-da-bing!) Even Cheri agreed I looked like an advertisement for really sturdy lawn chairs! Feel free to scroll down and post your own one-liners on that one!When I see the profile I'm always amazed at how much back I have...and I don't mean my butt, I knew that was big, I mean my actual back!
I did have high cholesterol and high blood pressure, but even now those numbers are lower and under control! I was lucky I didn't have diabetes or bad knees or any number of other health problems! And to answer the question I often get "YES"... Yes I do feel better and have much more energy...and I don't require a nap after every meal...and I don't get winded just opening my eyes!!
100 pounds...I'm not sure I can even lift a 100 pounds now...good thing I don't have to!
Thanks Cheri!

Ralphie
Sunday, July 25, 2010
OMG
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Ralphie In The Morning

Saturday, March 27, 2010
More Pearlington...And By The Way...

Ralphie
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Return To Pearlington
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Huh? Duh? Wuh?

To defray the monthly cost of running the KPIG stream….that’s why they are charging 5 bucks a month for you internet folks. That’s fine…I know a lot of people who wouldn’t mind supporting the Pig in this way…as one listener said, (after she made sure she would still get to hear all the DJs and usual programming) “you guys are worth it!”….well…yes….yes we are….damn right, frickin-A, we are totally worth it..!!! But, I digress….
I think the problem is what we, the DJs, and many of you the listeners keep wondering….why couldn’t they at least offer the option of listening free with the commercials?! And whichever group of suited gentlemen it was sitting in their boardroom that thought of this idea never had it enter their minds to offer something for, gulp, free! If they had asked us, that would have been the first question….is there going to be an option to listen for free…are they going to have a choice?!
Of course, no one ever asks us folks on the front line anything…but now that we brought it up at our meeting with Ed, they say they are going to look into getting, what Sleepy John and I were calling, “The Public Option” ….I hope they can make it work. They did say that they would bring the free stream back when the economy gets better! Hmmm, that sounds familiar….where have I heard that….oh yeah, that’s what they said a year ago about bringing the live DJs back at night…when the economy gets better.
I think that’s a very blatant way of saying, “We'll try, but don’t hold your breath”! For, as bad as the nation’s economy is, the economy of Mapleton Communications is even worse. And that’s why everyone is a little edgy right now, from Adam down to us lowly DJs at stations up and down the central coast…nobody really knows what’s going to happen…and if they do know, they certainly aren’t telling any of us little people… Is Lazard going to get more proactive in the operation of the radio stations?
Are they already?

Is this internet thing their idea?
Inquiring minds want to know!!
Eventually Lazard is going to want their money back…so stay tuned to see what wacky thing happens next!!
I will if you will!
For all of you fine swine who have decided not to pay...thank you for your support!
And for all you fine swine who are subscribing, thank you for your support!
And if you’re one of those who can’t afford it right now, maybe you could find yourself a Piggie sponsor…one of your cyber pals out there who could help you out… (cue the Patriotic Music!) ...I know y’all chat with each other and keep in touch…help a Pig out…you guys and gals never cease to amaze me with your generosity ….that’s what it’s all about, Pigs helping Pigs…in this case, helping to spread the music around…and music is so important and powerful!
As that lady said, “we are worth it”….and we do it because we think you all are worth it…and we all keep proving it to each other again and again!
We all are;
Real People
Real Music
Real Radio
Real Ralphie
